I hear it probably 10,000 times per year. The applause, the shouts of joy, the desire to have me back soon.

Twenty years ago, what I heard 10,000 times per year were was the derision, the torment, the ostracism.

What a difference information and time make!

My name is Darren Lambert and I have autism. I was diagnosed with Asperger’s syndrome in 2012, at age 32. To say that life is often very difficult for a person with autism is an understatement, and I doubt I need to explain why. However, one can have autism and a tough childhood in addition, and still end up as a happy, fulfilled adult doing something that you’d never expect to see an autistic person do!

My wife and I are musical entertainers. That one single sentence carries a lot of hope for people with autism! Let’s pick it apart.

I am happily married and I have been for four years now. My wife is neurotypical, and with what we do for a living, we’re with each other literally all the time, with very few exceptions. I am considered “high functioning autistic” and any autistic person’s mind will be substantially different from the mind of a neurotypical person. Yet, that has not caused us any significant trouble, nor has being around each other constantly for four years. The sheer number of articles that you can find when searching the Internet for “Ccan marriage work if you’re autistic?” shows that it is a question frequently asked, in silence if not audibly, by many people. The simple answer is a resounding “YES!”… and there’s not much to it!

Like most people with Asperger’s, I am unusually gifted in mathematics. My wife is not gifted in that area. Therefore, whenever anything mathematical needs to be done, I do it. However, like many people with Asperger’s, my mind is constantly racing with thoughts. This makes me oblivious to a lot of what goes on around me. My wife, on the other hand, is the most observant person I know, and she has a memory that still amazes me to this day. So whenever we need to recall or remember something, that’s her domain. She’s the emotional thinker, I’m the logical thinker. It’s understood that whatever we do must make sense, but each of us brings a perspective to the table that the other one often didn’t consider at first. Our mental differences are aligned such that what each of us lacks, the other provides. If that condition is achieved in a relationship between an autistic person and a neurotypical person, it works very easily indeed. Beyond that, we share just about all of the same interests and desires, so we have everything else that a good marriage should have, and I believe that “until death do us part” will be a happy journey indeed!

The autistic person can leverage his or her autistic qualities as positives rather than negatives. Often, young autistic people feel like they have some extremely unusual traits or desires; perhaps so extreme that those traits or desires could never be “loved” by another person. If there is one thing to be gathered from this part of my story, it’s that that is an entirely untrue statement! My wife may never share, for instance, my fixation on the design of the speedometer in vehicles I view, but it sure has given rise to its share of jokes … and when you both get a laugh, your bond strengthens and your life lengthens! There’s nothing not to love about that.

It might be easy enough to imagine how a neurotypical person can be an entertainer, but, surprisingly, it’s just as easy —- if not easier —- to see how an autistic person can be an entertainer! Autistic people frequently feel like fish out of water when they are in group settings. I know that feeling all too well. I still have difficulty navigating the waters of social interaction and I am almost 35 years old. I feel awkward in groups when I am “mingling”, largely because I know from experience how unlikely it is that I will encounter someone with whom I have enough in common to sustain a conversation that goes beyond shallow platitudes. Furthermore, I find the “rules of socialiszation” to be nebulous and almost impossible to comprehend in a concrete fashion. If I do find someone with whom I can have a conversation, usually I converse with that person one-on-one, as possible, even if the others in the group are nearby. I simply tune out everything that everyone else is saying around me. It’s not uncommon that I will retreat to a place of solitude after two or three hours of being in a group of people, because I’ve simply had enough —- it does take effort to tune out the sensory chaos of group interaction for a long time. This is something I doubt I will ever be able to change, and there’s no way that I’m the only one who feels like that.

However, one main reason why I’m writing this story is to give autistic people, and those who love them, hope. There is hope for an autistic person to become comfortable in a group setting. I have achieved this. 500 times per year, I get up in front of groups of people, ranging from a dozen to hundreds, and entertain them. By being an entertainer, I control the group. When I’m singing and/or playing, they’re listening. When I’m telling a story or a joke, they’re listening. If someone says anything, it’s usually only one or two people at a time and I can easily converse with them briefly on the microphone while everyone else listens. If I am in control of the group, I am essentially setting the rules, so the situation becomes logical and understandable. There’s no sensory chaos when I’m doing a song … and if it should ever happen, I can turn the volume up —- which drowns it out and encourages it to effectively makes it stop!

For a long time, I thought that I would never be comfortable with groups of people. I can still hear, in my “mind’s ear”, one of my 7th grade teachers constantly telling me to “blend” in a stern voice. I’ve never been able to blend in with my peers and I know that many autistic people I’ve encountered have felt the same way. What that teacher should have told me was “lead”. The autistic person is well-suited to be a leader, because leaders make the rules and call the shots, and their tendency to think logically makes them unusually well-equipped to create the structure of a situation. I know that once I became a leader and recogniszed that I was far better suited to leading than blending, I felt like I had found my niche. These days I am around groups constantly and I feel no awkwardness at all.

In my younger years, from age 10 through to almost age 16, I would wake up dreading almost every day when I had to go to school. If I had to go to school, I didn’t even want to get out of bed. I would regularly cry on Sunday nights, knowing that I had another week of school ahead of me … largely because I knew what I woulnd experience at the hands of the people I would encounter.

Often, the high-functioning autistic feels like he/she is trapped inside his/her own body. There are desires to do unusual things, but the feeling is that if those desires are manifested observably, they could generate ridicule or at least exhortations to do something different. The thing is —- we don’t want to do something different! For example, I used to like listening to the same song over and over on repeat play, sometimes several dozen times in a row. That drove people crazy! But I didn’t want to listen to any other song. It was like a mental itch that begged to be scratched. Sometimes you scratch an itch and it comes back repeatedly! To this day I still sometimes listen to certain songs on repeat play.

It’s very important for an autistic person to be given a lot of freedom with activities and pursuits as long as they’re those pursuits are not harmful, starting from a very young age, even if watching the person indulge in such fills your mind with questions. You never know what might become of it! For me, all of those years of listening to various songs over and over have indelibly etched the nuances of the songs into my mind, and now when I perform them live, I can provide a very accurate replication of the songs for my audiences. Recently, my wife and I performed a song that I used to listen to, over and over, in my junior year of high school. (After that, I only heard it maybe two or three times per year on the radio.) 18 years later, Kristen and I were asked to do that same song at a show. We had never performed nor practisced the song. She found the lyrics, I set up my keyboards for the accompaniment … and we pulled it off near-perfectly! Largely due to how many times I listened to that song in my teens, I knew what the accompaniment notes and chords were, what instrument sounds to use and where, and even what the vocal harmony notes were! Who’d have thought?

Fast-forward 20 years … now I never wake up dreading what I do, no matter how many shows we are to perform that day. I look forward to what I am going to experience at the hands of the people I will encounter! Recently, a lady who heard our show told me “You must sleep really well at night!” —- and it wasn’t because she thought I would be tired after having done a show! She said that I seemed really happy, and as such I would be likely to be able to sleep well at night, and she was right. People with Asperger’s often tend turn out to be unusually gifted in music should they pursue it, and I have managed to parlay that gift into a very fulfilling career. The fact that I get to do it with the woman I love makes it many times better.

If I had been aware of my condition in my middle-school years and had been given the opportunity at that time to switch it out and become neurotypical, I would have taken that opportunity in a heartbeat. Now that I have found a perfect fit for the way I am, I wouldn’t even dream of changing it. Autistic people CAN make a life that is energizing and fulfilling for themselves, even in a world that is geared toward the neurotypical population majority. This may have to be achieved in an unusual way, and that should be encouraged as often as possible. Too often was I encouraged to pursue a life I might best describe as “conventional” when nobody knew I was autistic, and though I did try that in a few different ways, it never worked. I felt like a square block trying to shove myself into a round hole. The simplest advice I could give to another autistic person comes in two short sentences —- “Be true to yourself” and “Be unconventional”. The closer I’ve adhered to those axioms, the happier I’ve been. Find that square hole. Because, after all, though most of the “blocks” out there are “round”, not one of them will fit into it!

About the Author:

Darren Lambert is an autistic professional musician and entertainer who has been playing piano since age 2 and singing since he could talk. He performs an average of over 40 shows per month with his wife Kristen. They live in Conneaut, Ohio, United States and travel all over for their performances. They are online at www.DarrenLambertMusic.com.

7 thoughts on “Living with Asperger’s – Personal Stories Part 5
  1. Art Van Houten says:

    Hi. My name’s Art and I’m self diagnosed aspie. You know those online tests where anything over 31 is aspie? I scored 44. With the label and looking back at my life it all makes lots of sense now. I’m 53, been married 30 years to the love of my life. We have 8 kids. I’m nearing the end of a 30 yr career in the US Air Force. My military life has forced me to do so many things I don’t have the skill set to do. Now I know why it was so hard, I also know why I gravitated to people who could help. But, I’ve suffered bouts of OCD-ness all my life. I find I’ll go really deep into hobbies and interests that will last for years and then – nothing, just move along to something else. Birds, WWII aircraft, coins, fixing up my house, my 1972 Triumph Spitfire, etc. Not to mention mental things like Aspergers now, marriage, bible studies. Then there’s looking back at childhood. Being so very very shy people were always trying to get me to interact. Clumsy, not very coordinated; last to be picked for team sports. From 3rd grade to 5th grade my classmates called me “the Professor” after “the Professor” from Gilligan’s Island. I always did well in school and people resented that – thought I was putting on airs. I didn’t understand why they didn’t get it. But, didn’t have many friends, and maybe only one close friend at a time, but we moved a lot so they never lasted. I was the last to get jokes, even had to have them explained to me. No one got my jokes; once in high school we were tasked to write humorous stories. My teacher made me read mine. I almost couldn’t I was laughing so much. No one else was. In college I wasn’t as good a student as I’d thought I was. I think it’s because I’m a visual learner vs. aural. And they didn’t teach that way in engineering. Tons of real life applications to explain everything, but those weren’t used. Those classes were hard, I took the 6 yr route. I got involved in a campus Christian group and even moved into leadership; I was also in USAF ROTC and the leadership stuff was either rubbing off or rubbing some of the aspergers off. Still I didn’t do well in our group settings. Several times I had to run away from the group and ended up crying in the stairwell. I couldn’t figure out what was wrong with me. These were my very good friends. I met a girl and dated as long as she was at school, but never ever even held her hand. I remember writing a poem “why am I so weird?” I’ve seen other posts like that here – must be common huh? Since self diagnosing as an aspie my wife has had quite a few a-hah moments. Once you see the characteristics of an aspie and relate it to our life together she’s begun to realize that I can’t understand what she means by just looking at her. I don’t get the non-verbals. Always had problems with the non-verbals. Had a boss mark me down a notch on a performance appraisal specifically because I didn’t pick up on the non-verbals. She now understands why I’ve always been so emotional – so do I. Always seemed such a sissy thing as a kid, to be crying all the time at movies or books. Where the Red Fern Grows… not to mention funerals. So, knowing that we’re hypersensitive emotionally really makes sense to her. Helps her understand why our two miscarriages were crippling; why her mothers passing was so hard. Why I don’t want to be around groups of grieving people – you can feel it. Knowing I’m an aspie I think is really cool. I see what we have as like super powers. Look at heros in comic books. Can they smell better than other people? Can they hear better than other people? Do they often know more than other people? I’ll bet Superman and Batman are both aspies in disguise. I look at Genesis and how G-d made Adam and brought all of the creatures to him to see what Adam would name them – and he did. Instantly, knew the name or gave the name to all of them. I believe Adam and Eve were made perfect, but in the fall, with the advent of sin and death and destruction on the world; with the advent of decay the human race has lost the ability for all of us to be as perfect mentally, emotionally, physically, and spiritually as they were made. But you know what – sometimes it’s in God’s plan to bring some of that perfection to some of us. Brilliant people, superior artists, musicians, scientists, not to mention athletes; the list could go on and on. The bible tells us that G-d makes the babies. Before He forms us in the womb He “knows” us – in a most intimate way. He knows our name, the number of the hairs on our heads, and He’s fashioned us the way we are for His purposes to help write His story (history). Reading about other people with a learning/social disability like aspergers and seeing how people are coping, and thriving, and loving, and living, and sharing, and helping, and serving, and growing is so encouraging. Oh yeah, anyone else out there with a semi passion for movies, and not so much the plot or the story, but how certain scenes and/or snippets of dialog “apply to the current situation” such that you have to describe what’s happening with an excerpt from a movie? My co-workers call that an Obscure Movie Reference I do it so much, or maybe that’s just me. I really need to watch the “revenge of the nerds” movies – the context probably applies, but just like PeeWee Herman at the end of “PeeWee’s Big Adventure” he leaves the movie because, “I don’t need to watch it – I lived it!”. Did I just use a double-Obscure Movie Reference to emphasize an aspie point to aspies? Wow – I may need help. Shalom y’all!

  2. Sandy says:

    As a 19 year old Aspie, this is the story that has given me the most hope for my future in regards to group settings. I’ve always worried, with my plans for the future, how on earth I’ll manage when in groups. Now I know I can by leading, though I do realise I need to improve my confidence in myself and, more importantly, how confident I appear.
    Thank you for sharing your story, I really do appreciate it.
    Love & Gratitude 🙂

  3. Tammy says:

    Where do adults go to get tested?

  4. anj says:

    I totally relate to this and this gives me hope to go on……unfortunately I have had many hiccups in my life and have seriously considered suicide.
    I have lost most of my friends.
    I am now 50 years old and discovered that I have aspergers ast year.
    Been married for 28 years…..rocky road.
    I am also good at math with a not so good memory and have alternative thinking to the norm which I like but makes me a bit of a freak and not easily accepted by the general population.
    I also play guitar but It took me a long time to feel comfortable playing live…..now I love it I am different on stage and my style is somewhat different but I just go for it and love it ( definitely not natural gifted)
    I also owned and worked in a recording studio for 15 years and here I was happiest and liked by most of my clients…..unfortunately the long hours and my obsession took its toll and I gave it up.
    I do miss it now.
    I always knew I was different and not easily accepted…..now I know why.
    I wave my freak flag high! 😉

  5. Heidi says:

    Wow, Darren, that’s very helpful. Especially the bit about leading and taking charge- creating the structure and the rules. I could never figure out why I was so good at some things and hopeless at others!

  6. Joy Gates says:

    Wonderfully positive and encouraging sharing! Thank you so very much ~ it has added a good feeling to my life, and I appreciate that!

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